Bob Ross has a coke nail

Never trust a man whose fingernails are longer than yours. Unless that man is Bob Ross.

In a never-ending quest to find something soothing to fall asleep to, I’ve recently downloaded the entire “Joy of Painting” television series to my Macbook. While I can’t paint a picture to save my life — hell, I can’t even polish my nails without inadvertently shellacking my fingertips — I can’t get enough of Bob Ross and his almighty trees living in his happy little world made up of titanium white and van dyke brown. That is, until I spotted his Coke Nail.

How could such a gentle, animal-loving hippie have such a dirty little habit? In all fairness, he was painting a shit load of landscapes at the time. And coke was basically running rampant throughout the ’80s. I ain’t mad ‘atcha, Bob. After all, there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents. Now give me your blow.



  1. OMG girl hahahahhhahaahaha

  2. You know how I feel about Bob.. He ended my painting career. Dad with his, “Bob says , as soon as you pick up a brush you are a painter” and ” Bob says, there are no mistakes.” I almost stabbed dad with a happy little paint brush!


  1. […] part so I think I should modify to Sexy Bob Ross. I was sporting a goatee and a coke pinky though), grabbed a giant table and the drinking […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: